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		<title>Found Marna:  The lost tapes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you get older, sometimes you change.  I’m shocked that some of my friends have become republicans or born again.  I’m happy to report that, other than my sagging boobs, I haven’t changed. One of my unemployment projects has been ensuring all of my CDs have been ripped and added to iTunes.  Yes, even Morrissey.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My inception</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As of today, I&#8217;ve lived in Los Angeles seven years.  It&#8217;s not really something to celebrate more than mark the time in awe.  It has flown and yet it has stood still.  I spent the afternoon with a New Yorker that relocated three years ago.  She&#8217;s still adjusting, but mocks the place just like I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We can dance if we want to</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 06:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[untouchables]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Once in a while I venture out of my zip code.  Tonight was one part music &#8211; The Untouchables &#8211; and one part men, because when you leave West Hollywood it is like a field trip into straight-man territory.  That means lipstick and heels for me. My girlfriend and I made it past the bouncer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marna the croupier</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 01:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[aol chat rooms]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cock]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tonight the game was roulette and I was betting on odd.  I finally worked up the courage to try Chat Roulette.  Since I’ve had my share of creepy, weird guys, what are a few more? Let’s not forget that I am the old lady of the internet.  I walked up hill both ways in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I can’t believe</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 17:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bar]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cougar hunter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first date]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When you are a young boy, from what I hear, you hate to be called cute.  Puppies are cute.  You want to be hot, which is more desirable.  Well, as a girl/woman, there’s something worse than cute.  We hate to hear the phrase, “You are so ____.  I can’t believe you aren’t married.” I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life is a circus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[hefeweizen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magic hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pat allen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ringling brothers circus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My friends keep me in check.  They also tease me about some of my more memorable dating and relationship decisions. A friend in New York recently called me laughing from a bar.  “Oh my God, Marna.  Magic Hat has a new hefeweizen out called “Circus Boy.”  What ever happened to that fucking tool?” he asked. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Prickly Valentine</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Work]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[betty ford center]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[valentine cards]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Betty Ford Center will soon open a wing in my honor &#8211; for those suffering from unromantic Valentine&#8217;s Day addiction.  My bender began in 1974.  Mrs. Kessenger, my third grade teacher, engineered a project to get our class excited about Valentine&#8217;s Day.  Or was it just her way of getting rid of the red [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Might as well face it, you&#8217;re addicted to&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 23:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my next life, I want to come back as a gay addict.  The habit is TBD.  All I know is these 12-step meetings are one-part sobriety maintenance and three-parts hookup.  The gays in West Hollywood don’t need to online date.  When they have free time, they go to a “meeting.” My Main Gay is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He’s just that into you</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american bulldog]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[wave machine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m pretty sure I’m never getting laid again, and I’m ok with it.  Here’s why.  My dog is in love with me. It was a long courtship of walks, parks, car rides, and movies on the couch.  He waited to sleep with me for six months.  Then one day when I came home on crutches [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Corrupting toddlers and cool old dogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pissed on]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reindeer antlers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I realize for most parents, one of their early happiest days are when their kid can wipe their own ass and make a meal.  For me, it’s the two- to three-year old age bracket when they’ll repeat a cuss word unexpectedly.  I laugh, the parents cringe. Today I was in Petco with Tex, my only [...]]]></description>
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