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		<title>Pluck you and pick up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to see a lot of interesting things when I lived in West Hollywood.  But when you mix creatives with gays, you are bound to see some great stuff.  In Santa Barbara, when you mix stray hairs with a good sunrise, you get the perfect plucking storm.  And then some. My &#8220;it&#8217;s going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spare lessons of love and kindness</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 06:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was already thinking of my dad this week.  It would of been his 90th birthday.  But when I had a tire blow out, the memories flowed more. A year before I could get my learner&#8217;s permit, my dad would take me to the Montgomery Wards parking lot to practice driving.  It gave him an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michaels creates the mother of invention</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 14:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had dead dog ashes for a while. When I look at memorials online, they are too stodgy and don&#8217;t fit the personality of Kramer or Tex.  My idea has always been a small picture frame with a little test tube of ashes glued on.  Much better than a small pine box with dates on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me love you long time</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The challenge with any rescue dog is not knowing its history.  With Dixie, I&#8217;ve taken it very slowly and carefully and continue to learn what she likes and dislikes. Men are on a case-by-case basis.  She&#8217;s size and race agnostic, but if a man has a hat, goatee, and/or sunglasses, the low volume growl begins. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You talking to me?  Or the dog?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 02:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning, I was in front of Camp Canine waiting for an attendant to take Dixie when an elderly black man strolled by with a very tricked-out shopping cart. &#8220;Excuse me goddess,&#8221; he said.  I turned and looked at him, the dog, then back to him.  &#8221;Could you tell me what time it is?&#8221; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rest, relaxation, and erectile dysfunction</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone knows that layoffs do not count as vacations, so imagine my delight when I decided to take my first week off since 2006 and go on a cruise to Cabo. After a year of long hours, my office was cheering me on, handing me condoms, and hoping I would get drunk and laid. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Planned sexual inactivity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 04:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since Planned Parenthood funding was in the news first quarter, I decided to do my part to support them and have my gyn exam.  Or, as I like to call it, the annual dusting of the cob webs. I rode my bike there hoping to look “young” and “in trouble” to the ugly white guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A text by any other name would smell as tweet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 03:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is your garden-variety texting.  Then we have drexting:  driving and texting (or is that drunk texting?).  Now I’d like to add whexting, whacking off and texting, to the urban mobile lexicon. 310-xxx-xxxx:  I know u dont remember me and you dont have to txt me back i just wanted apologize. i always had a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It’s a small town (after all)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 03:35:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was signing my lease, the assistant, a lifetime native of Santa Barbara, warned me, “Whatever you do, just be nice to everyone.  Even ex-boyfriends.  This town is small.”  I realize this falls under The Golden Rule crap my parents taught me. I haven’t seen The Schnauzer since the infamous hot tub/back shaving incident.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Other duties as requested</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2011 04:17:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zipping a dress.  Helping with a necklace clasp.  Reaching the top shelf.  As a single woman, these are some of the things I need help with around the house.  This was a banner week for special requests from men. A let’s-just-be-friends male invited me to dinner.  While we are highly compatible, I assume men with [...]]]></description>
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