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		<title>Girlie bender</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 02:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the going gets tough, the tough go girlie. It&#8217;s been nearly 18 months since I&#8217;ve seen a penis. The real, in-front-of-you kind, not the creepy ChatRoulette cyber ones. This has been the longest dry spell I&#8217;ve had since I gave it all up at senior prom. But as I get older, I seem to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Going back to &#8216;ginny</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:49:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Months ago I was convinced I should return to Virginia for Longwood College&#8217;s Decade of the &#8217;80s Reunion.  The last time I went, it was the &#8217;90s and I learned beer bongs were out and keg stands were in.  (Some nice frat boys taught me the basics.  They thought I was classy because my bottle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye Newman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Newman&#8217;s brewery memorial service was well attended.  An amazing cat who can really get people to turn out! &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>Hellllllllooooo Newman:  1994-2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I said goodbye to the greatest cat on earth.  Newman was two parts obnoxious and one part dog.  He was the kind of cat that dog-owning cat haters liked.  He could take on the meanest of blue jays and give a dog a face bath in the same day.  His purr should of been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor Crack</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:59:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[back]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chiropratic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was excited when two people referred me to the same chiropractor.  He must be good.  Or is Santa Barbara just that small? After an x-ray, my tall, age-appropriate, good-natured chiro told me my L4 ain&#8217;t what it used to be.  Long hours sitting at a desk, age, and who knows what else have pulled [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too interested to call</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 01:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[texting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wimps]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I hate texting in new relationships and have destained the medium long before my run-in with Billy , the artist who painted mangled women.  When you don&#8217;t know someone, let alone their sense of humor, a text falls flat every time. Gary recently contacted me from an online dating site.  We emailed through the site [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pluck you and pick up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 05:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caterpillar]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pair of tweezers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stray hairs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I used to see a lot of interesting things when I lived in West Hollywood.  But when you mix creatives with gays, you are bound to see some great stuff.  In Santa Barbara, when you mix stray hairs with a good sunrise, you get the perfect plucking storm.  And then some. My &#8220;it&#8217;s going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ring in the new year with old</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 06:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hairy back]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ran into The Schnauzer tonight on a walk home.  It has been nearly a year since we had our short-lived &#8220;relationship.&#8221;  He pulled over and asked me if I had time to talk or if I had to get home to &#8220;Dixie.&#8221;  That was impressive he remembered the dog&#8217;s name.  The last time I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ring out the year with old</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 06:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cheap date]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If anyone has learned anything in the year+ I&#8217;ve lived in Santa Barbara, it&#8217;s that I&#8217;ve barely dated or done anything blog-worthy.  So, in December when I was feeling generous, I loosened up my age requirements and let the 65 year-olds take a stab at the Marn.  As my Aunt says, &#8220;hello Daddy,&#8221; she also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nice&#8230;. ah&#8230; to meet you</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 05:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[choke him]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[choker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I had a date Saturday night who accessorized.  I don&#8217;t mean in the belt, cuff links, and shoes kind of way either.  He wore a turquoise bead choker necklace that kind of looked like those candy necklaces I&#8217;d get as a kid, except the &#8220;candy&#8221; was blue.  But that&#8217;s not all.  There&#8217;s more.  He doubled [...]]]></description>
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