Don't Mince Words

An old friend was in town with her 20 year-old daughter for the weekend. We were all over the place doing the usual touristy-type stuff. When they were getting ready to leave to go home, the daughter said, “Is every guy in LA gay?”

“Can you tell how hard it must be for me to date?” I replied.

She agreed it must suck. She figured it out in 55 hours. It took me months.

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