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		<title>Michaels creates the mother of invention</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 14:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve had dead dog ashes for a while. When I look at memorials online, they are too stodgy and don&#8217;t fit the personality of Kramer or Tex.  My idea has always been a small picture frame with a little test tube of ashes glued on.  Much better than a small pine box with dates on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me love you long time</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The challenge with any rescue dog is not knowing its history.  With Dixie, I&#8217;ve taken it very slowly and carefully and continue to learn what she likes and dislikes. Men are on a case-by-case basis.  She&#8217;s size and race agnostic, but if a man has a hat, goatee, and/or sunglasses, the low volume growl begins. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alpha females.  Adopt, don’t shop.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 16:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I promise I won’t turn into a mommy blogger or a new mom who thinks she’s got the best baby on earth.  But until I date again, all I can do is sing the praises of my new rescue dog. Dixie showed up as a stray at a SoCal shelter with pink toenail polish on.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New bully in town</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 03:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I was searching on OKCupid.   There were six men between the ages of 37 and 60 that were my height or taller, held master’s degrees, and lived within 50 miles of me.  I’m serious.  Six men.  I decided I had better luck at finding love on Petfinder and adopted a three-year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Goodbye to a best friend</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 18:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was very, very young, my parents has a fabulous farting Dalmatian named Zip.  From what I remember, she was your typical stupid, fence jumping Dalmatian.  But she was also known as my nanny.  Urban tale has it that she slept under my crib and woke my parents up one night when my puke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He’s just that into you</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m pretty sure I’m never getting laid again, and I’m ok with it.  Here’s why.  My dog is in love with me. It was a long courtship of walks, parks, car rides, and movies on the couch.  He waited to sleep with me for six months.  Then one day when I came home on crutches [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Corrupting toddlers and cool old dogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize for most parents, one of their early happiest days are when their kid can wipe their own ass and make a meal.  For me, it’s the two- to three-year old age bracket when they’ll repeat a cuss word unexpectedly.  I laugh, the parents cringe. Today I was in Petco with Tex, my only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The wandering father</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tex and I were strolling back from our walk to the coffee shop on Melrose. We were in the home stretch, the last block, where Tex always lags behind. He’s not slow because he’s sniffing everything. He’s just old and tired. His hips try to keep up with his mind, but often fail him. Half-way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This old dog</title>
		<link>http://www.dontmincewords.com/242/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s official. Tex is my longest running relationship since arriving in LA. He’s emotionally available, he’s big, he doesn’t flake on me, and me makes me smile every day. We’ve been together a little more than a year and April Fool’s Day is his designated 11th birthday since it’s easy to remember and it reminds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My wing man is a cock block</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:40:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marna Bunger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I spent the first four years in Los Angeles dating voraciously, trying to make up for my career-first East coast days. I’m now a dog owner, which has kind of changed my outlook on dating. You are going to have to be better than my dog and my vibrator to get me out of the [...]]]></description>
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