Don't Mince Words

I had a date Saturday night who accessorized.  I don’t mean in the belt, cuff links, and shoes kind of way either.  He wore a turquoise bead choker necklace that kind of looked like those candy necklaces I’d get as a kid, except the “candy” was blue.  But that’s not all.  There’s more.  He doubled up.  His second necklace was a gold chain choker.

Jersey Shore meets the indian reservation.  Next.