If a penis grows in the bed and no one is around to see it, is it really hard? Thanks to sexting, I know the answer to that question.
Bones is a 61 year-old Santa Barbara man who found me online. We spoke on the phone and he was able to dialogue quite nicely, so we moved on to planning a dinner date. That went well – three hours of good conversation ending in 10 minutes of serious kissing. Despite the 15-year age difference, we seemed to have a lot in common.
Four days later I heard from him by text message and later that night by instant message. On day five, he presented the gift of morning wood via a text message with attachment. While I’d like to take credit for his sweet dreams, I’m also realistic. I’m sure he had a piss hard-on from diuretics.
I feel that Swingers needs to be updated for the digital age. No sexting until the recipient has seen the actual, physical hard ware and certainly, not before day six.